IN CHURCH

Well, now we have blown God all to pieces,
Shamefully discovering the naked Heuristic Fiction;
We have dissected and analyzed the cosmos
Down to cells, genes, molecules, atoms, electrical
            charges and mathematical equations.

Friend, lead us in chanting the Creed of Indeterminacy;
Then let the congregation join in repeating the
            multiplication tables;
I shall read the day's lesson from the text on
            differential calculus
After which we will again unite in prayer to the
            UNKNOWN QUANTITY.